South Africa 18: 1, 2...

1: This is the Shark Information Board. Check here for Information on Sharks. Wish somebody had shown me this BEFORE I had gotten into the Indian Ocean. Jeez, b'ys. I _likes_ my legs, you know.

2: Mmm. Breakfast. Can't get married on an empty stomach. That's what I always say right before I get married. It's sort of one of my trademark catchphrases, like "Walloping Webslingers!" or "'Nuff Said!" or "Yo, Joe!"