South Africa 23: Partners

Lisa was my partner who helped me hold Partners.
"What's Partners?" you ask. "Is it cooking oil? Because that's what it looks like."
You'd think that. But no, children, that is a big-ass bottle of wine. 11.5% wine. Called Partners. That costs 44 rand ($7 Canadian, NT$200). I love South Africa.

The man. The myth. The Michael. He drives his bakkie on the highway. ("Bucky.")

"COME ALONG, KINDER, GET ON ZE SKOOLBUS!!!!"
I died laughing before I realized that they spell school that way in Afrikaans. (Afrikaans is a language kind of like Dutch, only just in South Africa.) Then I died laughing anyway.

And Lisa peed on her shoe! Fantastic!