All right...

It would appear that I now have a job in New York City. Katie and I will be moving there shortly to begin our wonderful new lives... in America.

(Spanish accent)In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power... and THEN you get the women.(/Spanish accent)

Jolly nice.

Now I have but to unravel the vagaries of the TN visa. Fun!

And, by the way, I'm honestly shocked that nobody thought of this before. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: we live in a wonderful world full of mystery and adventure.

Speaking of giant robots:



Now fuck off.

Love, Adam
my sister showed me a guinea pig named shauna