Time for fun!

It's Winter-een-mas again! Tonight I'll be celebrating with a bit of Final Fantasy XII and maybe some Super Mario Kart DS (if I can talk Katie into it).

Let's see, what else have I got?

There's the woman who fucking died trying to get a free Wii for her kids.

The lady took part in a contest called "Hold your wee for a Wii." They had to drink loads of water and not pee. This can be very dangerous. So watch out the next time it's "drink free 'til somebody pees" night downtown, okay, kids?

The hosts of the show were fired and may face criminal charges. Oh, dear. No wonder the Pope doesn't like videogames anymore.

Oh, and this is something I found while playing on Wikipedia. Mind-controlling liver flukes.

Seriously, guys, sometimes the things in this world scare the ever-loving shit out of me.

HA! Speaking of shit! This is a real movie that Katie and my little sister Jessica now own on DVD:

Good, now fuck off.

Love, Adam

EDIT: Speaking of things that scare the ever-loving shit out of me, we just had an earthquake, like two minutes ago. Nobody believed me, because it was just as everybody was getting up from class to go home. I dunno, but my office was just rockin'. I hate earthquakes.

EDIT2: Screw you, hippies. It was a 6.goddamn2.

Thought you killed me, didn't cha?

Yeah, well it'll take more than that to do away with me, punk.

I'm back in Taiwan again, and busier than a bayman with two woodstoves.


There are some things to show you. I've made a new webalbum for our trip to Newfoundland. It's called "Adam and Katie in Newfoundland." Oooh, cryptic.


I'll let Katie set up a separate album for the Iowa pictures. Look at the Iowa ones first, because they happened first.


Iowa was fun. I went to the Mall of America. It was large. But for all of its largeness, it only had two videogame stores. AND BOTH OF THEM WERE GAMESTOP. Double-you Tee Eff?


Other than that, I'm looking for a new job, so if anyone hears of a job opening for a writer/editor for oh, say, a videogame website... or something... let me know, mmkay?


I am desperately in love.

With my new DS. It is so awesome. Katie is the best. She also solved my problem of what I was supposed to get her for Christmas. When I saw how much she liked my DS...


So now it's awesome. We can play Super Mario Cart DS against each other. Fantastic. We can also play New Super Mario Brothers against each other. And Meteos. I love my new toy.

I'm balls-deep in Final Fantasy XII. I love it, also. I am full of love.

In other news, railguns are real. 'Bout fucking time.

Oh, and I got to play with my sister's boyfriend's Wii when I was home.

I also love the Wii. It is more fun than a bag of Extra Fun Funlings opened on the funnest day of the Funlio Fun Festival, held every Funday in Funuary in the mythical city of Funopolis, capital of the verdant Empire of the Fun.

Okay, That's all. I'm tired now. I'll put up more stuff more often now that I'm half caught up on work.

Now fuck off.

Love, Adam